Bizarre spam subject lines...
 

Here's some recent one I've seen...

From the WTF dept:

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No-Appointment persistent bombay depose

appt not neccesary grandfather bruce alger

from the best hydrophobic chairlady medea

schoolteacher alkaloid cornstarch deputation splur... (This one was for reduced mortgage payments)

From the tempting but no thanks dept:

meet teen vaginas tonight (Well, ok, how do you meet just a vagina?)

The barman, grinning wildly, (Makes me wonder, What does he have behind that bar...)

Do you want to meet women? (Breathing women?)

you are a slave? (Kind of a wishy washy dom, huh?)

hot labias? (You be the judge!)

you are invited to an orgy (Now we're talking... this one rated 37.5 when a rating of 5.0 is all that's needed to detect it as spam :p)

underground libido info! (Is that where they put my wife's?)

extreme buttholes? (They almost suckered me in with this one... :p )


Post your crazy spam subject lines!

I don't get spam...just hatemail :p

aknchwklsdioot bigger penis hot

(I cut and pasted to make sure I got it right) LOL

To: Lilith@Pixies
Subject: Hot Boy Toys!!

Apply now for a low rate 30 year fixed interest loan from a major lending institution....

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm boys with mortgages...so hot!!!!

From : I go out, my money is community funds till it's gone, but Jonah wouldn't buy Posted by Nguyen Trinh Dong on

recognize that sender??????

atchison epstein indicter clone drizzly incapable brunswick condone cowmen levee cellular beef gash keith humility pobox legend infra surgical lightproof bostonian exceptional happy bypass ~~~~~wtf does that mean anyway???? Do they really think I would open that?

Gee, who wouldn't? :p

It contains links that eventually end up showing pictures of sheep love. Ummm, so I hear.

OMG! An actual use for spam...and me with a deleted/empty junkmail folder!!!!????

Gotta love WI though...he get's the poop on all the good stuff!

From : Nor were the officers any too pleased with Billy, the sicko molester of Joy th a stick for a few days when you walk. Less of a problem for you than for mere earthbound mortals like the rest of us." She bathed his ankle in the sweet smelling preparation, then held it firmly in <email@addy>



This was for Cialis :D

"Why is lucy Happy?"

What????? Lucy turned into a dwarf?

LMAO ^^^

Two from today:

Got V1cod/in . :XANAX: ` V|agr@ % V+a+lium Pn+ermin > +S+oma fxnogncdcibb

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Anybody know why any of the drug ones are so badly misspelled and have punctuation sprinkled thoughout the words? Personally, before I take medicine, I want to know that the place I'm getting it from can at least spell it right. otherwise....I don't have a lot of confidence.

demmi demmi demerol do do do

got that one a few weeks ago