I swear, I could open a sex toy store by now...
 

by the sheer number of my toys....

-2 strapons (one leather harness, one rubber harness with vibrator) with dildos
-3 skinny long vibes (one broken/retired)
-2 bottles of Eros lube
-1 bottle of liquid silk lube
-1 sample bottle of adam and eve lube
-1 sample bottle of adam and eve anal lube
-1 mint flavored "good head" gel
-2 pairs of red plastic cuffs
-1 zebra striped fuzzy cuffs
-1 blue anal beads
-1 red butt plug
-1 "lickin lizard" vibe - like the rabbit
-1 penis shaped vibrator
-1 microbutterfly vibrator
-1 small bullet vibrator (retired)
-1 egg vibe
-2 metal bullet vibes
-1 black egg/bullet vibe
-1 Eroscillator with two attachments
-3 cockrings (one hard, two stretchy)
-lots of condoms
-2 sexual postion books
some adult novelty items

Whew!

That one yellow thing looks like a butter finger... mmmm.

LMFAO.....those pictures resemble the news footage pictures they take after a successful drug bust! :D

Quite a :hot: variety of toys though! That's a perfect example of the old saying "The right tool for the job"!

I want the microbutterfly vibrator

Very impressive collection, I am jealous. :)

Choose your weapons ;)

May I volunteer to insert.......





the batteries. :D

I have one,,awkward but still great

an impressive collection, and good gosh I was 38 before I ever bought a "real sex toy"

<blush>