§§...OK...OK...I'll Pay The Friggin Ransom...§§
 

Just let FussyPucker go free...you mean kidnapper! He's been away from his family long enough and we just won't negotiate anymore! We want him back!!!!

Come on my fellow Pixies...Send as much money as you can to the mean kidnapper who took our FussyPucker away for so long!!! We want him back by Christmas!!!

Whew! I feel better now!

P.S. Just PM me and I'll give you my...er...the address of the kidnapper...so you can send the ransom money ASAP!

*giggle*

If it works for you, Lixy...I might be convinced to untie kleclere for a bit. For the right price, of course. ;)

Works for me? Whatever do you mean m'lady? *giggle, giggle* Do you have FussyPucker tied up with kleclere? We'll NOT press charges...just let them both go! *ROFLAPMP* Oh pleaseeeeeeeeeeeee let them go! The money is forthcoming!!!










Psssssst....IAKG...PM me your addy and the check will be in the mail! (wink, wink)

2 bits
4 bits
6 bits
a dollar

is that enough?

:jedi2:

I miss him too.

Awwwww..........bless you ladies (and Scarecrow)......it's all my fault. I've been keeping him so busy recently, he's not had much time to perve......he reads the threads just about daily, but is going through a non-posting phase at the moment.....and the other day when he DID post, it was under my nick!

I'll make sure I show him this thread though, and I know he'll be pleased!

Love you loads

Lou
x

*sniffle...and in a wobbly, squeaky voice* Ya mean we don't have to pay the ransom after all? *sniffle* TY Lou! TY, TY, TY!

Come out, come out wherever you are Fussy Yummy Pants!















Hey IAKG...call off the scam!...lmfao!

Awwwww and I was just getting ready to hock all my panties to get him back. LOL

huh? eh? what? .........OK who woke me up? It was Lixy wasn't it? Right young lady come here, my tongue and your body need to have a long "chat"!! hehehe thanks sexychick nice to know I've been missed :D

As the lovely lou lady said I've been kept busy but I have been here just never logged in as me. I'll never stray too far away though, who can from this place!!?!?!

Now I'd lke to thank everyone for being so nice, so if you'd form an orderly line outside my bedroom.........Lixy first and if we're not out in 2 hours...... WAIT LONGER!

Fussy, glad to see you back, but, if it's all the same, I'll give up my place in line to one of our fair pixie ladies. :D

Yay! He's back! If I knew it'd work this easy...I'd have done this MUCH sooner!

*sashays to his bedroom...dropping clothes...and closing the door*

Hi Fussy. Is that a reindeer you're hiding in your pants...or are you just glad to see me? :hug: :sex: