f*** off? how boring...
 

Perhaps we can do a litlte better than that, what do you think?

biblical insults

Um, I don't remember this:

"May you be pursued into the mountains by sex-mad baboons, O ye denizen of the underworld!"

Fun! :)

Listen, O thou denizen of the underworld, for you will beget difficult teenagers!

O that thou wouldest be taunted by the king's concubines, thou sulphurous nonentity!

Last one I promise :D

May you be smitten with all-over boils, O thou breaker of the commandments!

There is a recurring theme of a fart in the queen's bedchamber.

which reminds me...

first time i tried 69 and my girlfriend farted... i thought "oh shit do i get another 68 of those before she cums?"

I pray thou shalt be cast onto a steaming dung-heap, O thou offspring of a squashed cockroach!

I pray thou shalt be mocked by eunuchs, O thou sulphurous nonentity!

rofl

Take heed, O thou denizen of the underworld, for you will have more mother-in-laws than King Solomon!

Hear this, thou lazy Babylonian, for you will fall under a speeding chariot!

Take heed, O ye armpit of Satan, for you will be swallowed by a whale with excessively bad breath!

Hear this, O ye of little faith, for you will go on a diet of crunchy, unsweetened locusts!




I don't usually "diet" persay...but now I'm curious. I've never tried the UNSWEETENED locusts.

Hear this, O ye love-crazed Gittite, for you will become as popular as a boil on the king's backside!