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"Twere writ long ago."

yup^^^

this guy with a wooden eye goes to a dance club. he's sitting all by himself for the longest time, cause no-one wants to dance with a guy who has a wooden eye, ya know ... and then he sees a woman walk in ... he notices she has a wooden leg. she sits down, all alone as well, so he figures he'll ask her to dance and he walks up to he table to ask her. "would you care to dance?" he says and she says "oh! wouldn i!? wouldn i?!" and he says "oh, yeah?! peg leg! peg leg!"

i once knew a woman with a wooden leg named smith :D


what do you call a woman with a wooden leg?

peg. :p

Is anyone else thinking of that dance group "STUMP"? :yikes:

Being a Jersey Girl, I find more humor is visulaizing Big Pussy from the Soprano's ballroom dancing than Heather Mills.

But I have to admit, as terrible as it is, I'll be the first one laughing if her leg falls off during the quickstep or something. I'm so ashamed...LOL.





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**BB**

Apollo? Clyde "the glide"? I've never really watched this show...how many sports stars do they usually have on this show? I can only remember Jerry Rice and Emmit Smith from the past.