Compare your Penis (to Pornstars and more).
Been on infrequently at best, and even then mostly lurking. Thought I'd contribute, friend linked it to me.
You can put in your numbers and compare it to the average, average on the site, Ron Jeremy, Lexington Steele, etc.. it shows a graphic representation. Just a good quick timer killer I suppose.. anyways. http://www.msl-software.net/sizer/index.php |
15 views and no one is posting results????? :D
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but but I thought size didn't matter? :D
or maybe we're all still a bit scared of Lexington Steel hah I have more volume than mr.right.. but shorter.. volume 395! |
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I have no pride I'll go ahead and post results. Mr. Jeremy and Mr. Steel dwarf me. :( Apparently though I need to change my name to Mr. Right as he was the closest thing to Little IowaMan according to the graph. :shrug: Maybe I need to make business cards or something. :p |
They don't make posting their answers easy. :hair:
Mr Asian Vol = 141 48% smaller by volume Mr Average (Small) Vol = 158 42% smaller by volume Mr White Vol = 193 29% smaller by volume Mr Average (Large ) Vol = 203 26% smaller by volume Our Mr Average! Vol = 251 8% smaller by volume Mr Black Vol = 258 5% smaller by volume YOUR WILLY! Vol = 271 Mr Right! Vol = 359 32% bigger by volume Mr Jeremy Vol = 505 86% bigger by volume Mr Steel Inches Vol = 642 136% bigger by volume |
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Nope, they sure didn't. Mr Asian Vol = 141 63% smaller by volume Mr Average (Small) Vol = 158 58% smaller by volume Mr White Vol = 193 49% smaller by volume Mr Average (Large ) Vol = 203 46% smaller by volume Our Mr Average! Vol = 251 33% smaller by volume Mr Black Vol = 258 31% smaller by volume Mr Right! Vol = 359 4% smaller by volume YOUR WILLY! Vol = 372 Mr Jeremy Vol = 505 35% bigger by volume Mr Steel Inches Vol = 642 72% bigger by volume |
Uhhhhhh
*yawn*
Good morning... I think I know who Ron Jeremy is, if he is that older sort of fuzzy looking guy who you would never think had been a porn star. I thought Lexington Steele was the character Pierce Brosnan played before he became James Bond. And I have no idea how big they are. But from my own *ahem* research, the average soft penis is about 1-2 inches, hard about 5-6 inches. It has always surprised me that the smallest soft ones grow the most. (The man who was very proud of his 6 inch softie that grew to... 6 1/2 inches hard, vs. the 2 inch soft that grew to the same 6 1/2 when hard. Isn't human physiology amazing? But let's talk about the REAL size issue... width. A penis 5 inches long with "substantial" width, (think soft drink can) is much (MUCH) better for me for regular vaginal intercourse than a 7 inch drinking straw... but for oral and anal, a nice compact penis, not too long, (minimize the gagging) and not too wide (less jaw pain during oral and for anal, less, well it hurts less.) is preferred... :3way: my own silly contribution to a very strange thread... WW |
Oh. Oh!!!
Ok, I went to the site and looked at the graph...
As far as the "typical" average they have listed... I WISH! So far as th porn stars... *feels a little dizzy* well, they ARE porn stars... :faint: WW |
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Yep, that's him. Quote:
Close, Remington Steele. Although I'd much prefer to do Brosnan than, well, any (male) porn star... As for me.... Mr Asian Vol = 141 28% smaller by volume Mr Average (Small) Vol = 158 19% smaller by volume Mr White Vol = 193 1% smaller by volume YOUR WILLY! Vol = 194 Mr Average (Large ) Vol = 203 4% smaller by volume Our Mr Average! Vol = 251 29% smaller by volume Mr Black Vol = 258 32% smaller by volume Mr Right! Vol = 359 85% smaller by volume Mr Jeremy Vol = 505 160% bigger by volume Mr Steel Inches Vol = 642 230% bigger by volume |
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Yeah it's far from scientific, some people may exaggerate or not really no and provide an answer anyways. And I guess a "weird" thread is ok, just was something different I ran across that I thought some might find amusing :) |
yeah i looked at it,
don't feel like posting the results, whether it is accurate or not. |
I get my best volume in the morning hope I don't cut myself with my tape (measurer) for those of you not in the trades
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This is definitely bizarre and way to "techie" for me to comprehend. Are there results in layman's terms???
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Laywoman's summery.....
For a hot lady, a stiff dick is a nice dick. ;) |
Layman's summery.....
For a stiff dick, a hot lady is a nice lady. :p |
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