Line the fuck UP!
 

Everyone of you, with the exception of Pink Flames and Flying Squirrel, are in trouble for insubordination.

The beating will continnue until my morale improves! :spank:


I made one request and not one of you saw fit to carry it out. I've been away WITH internet access for 4 days only to discover some dumb ass person who owns the net in Franklin , NC is a Bible thumper and blocks ALL PORN from the main server for the entire town so no perving for me. Then I come home to find ****NO SEXY PIC THREAD**** :shrug: :( :curse: :bs:

WTF mates?????????????????????

*hides from Lil's wrath*

Blocks porn....WTF???? That is just worng on soooooo many levels!

Why else even have internet????

*LOL* Well i rarely look up 'educational' material. So i guess i use the net for 'other' stuff *LOL*

Beats me! :roflmao:

The internet is for porn,
the internet is for porn.
Why you think the 'net was born?
Porn, porn, porn.

Finally!! I haven't had a good spanking in ages. *Bends over and pulls down panties* :booty:

Spank away baby!! :)

Me?!?! Insubordination?!?!? :yikes:

Never. :angel:

:wobbly:
What town in Afghanistan did you say the Taliban had decided YOU will abide by THEIR beliefs? :confused:

There are a lot of things you can do with the internet. :nod:

Sorry Lil, I wasn't aware. I know it is no excuse.

*Bends over*

Themi01 reluctantly bends over and bares his behind :booty:

ha ha now that it's come to gettin' lickins' you all suddenly want to follow directions! [soup nazi voice] No spanks for you![/soup nazi voice] :boohoo:

Look at it this way Lil, we'd rather perv with you than without you. You should feel loved because of this, and forgive us for following your instructions in your absence.