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axe31 05-03-2002 12:55 PM

strange dictionary
 
gay slang for angel:
1.male who pays for sexual services. the guy that pays a prostitute.Syn: john
2. [rarely used by the '60s] older man who shows affection for his younger male lover with gifts.
3[rarely used by the '60s]older man who supports a younger lover or friend. Synonyms papa gateau; Santa Claus; suger daddy

gay:
1. adj. (16th century England theatrical) young men or boy wearing the costume of a women in a play. [send in the Gay.]
2. noun. (16th century) homosexual man.
3. adj. happy excitement, merry.
4. adj. lively or bright.
5. verb. [USA 1990s] to be inadequate or displeasing; TO SUCK. ("That movie was fucking gay.")
i did'nt know about the first definition

CAULIFLOWER A Cabbage with a college education.
CEMETERY The one place where princes and paupers, porters and presidents
are finally on the dead level.
CYNIC A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.

axe31 05-03-2002 12:59 PM

some more
Gender Dictionary




Wants & needs (wontz and nedz) n.
female: The delicate balance of emotional, physical and psychological longing one seeks to have fulfilled in a relationship.
male: Food,sex and beer.

Communication (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the guys.

Butt (but) n.
female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes "look bigger."
male: The organ used for mooning and holding a tool belt on.

Commitment (ko-mit-ment) n.
female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.


Entertainment (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
male: Anything with one ball, two folds, or three stooges.

Flatulence (flach-u-lens) n.
female: An embarrassing byproduct of digestion.
male: An endless source of enterainment, self-expression and male bonding.


Glass ceiling (glas see-ling) n.
female: The invisible barrier that stops women from rising to the upper levels in business.
male: What would really be great at work since that hot babe took over the office one flight up.


Lesbian (lez-bi-an) n.
female: A woman who makes love to other women.
male: A woman who has sex with other women so men can watch and get really turned on.

Making love (may-king luv) n.
female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
male: What men have to call "boinking" to get women to boink.

Remote control (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
male: A device for scanning through all 75 channels every 2 1/2 minutes.

Taste (tayst) v.
female: Something you do frequently to whatever you're cooking, to make sure it's good.
male: Something you must do to anything you think has gone bad, prior to tossing it out.


Thingie (thing-ee) n.
female: Any part under a car's hood.
male: The strapfastener on a woman's bra.

Vulnerable (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
male: Playing ball without a cup.



:D ;) :p

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legend 05-05-2002 06:31 AM

axe31 - back in old English times, all the parts in a play were played by men (even female roles) - therefore that first definition of gay is certainly a possibility.


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