The POOP thread
 

The Poopie List


GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there's no poopie in the toilet.

CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains.

SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more.

POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

GASSY POOPIE: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.

DRINKER'S POOPIE: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait are the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

CORN POOPIE: Self explanatory.

GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE: The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.

SPINAL TAP POOPIE: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.

WET CHEEKS POOPIE (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.

THE DANGLING POOPIE: This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.

THE SURPRISE POOPIE: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poopie!

I forgot one....
 

The Lonely Poopie!!!!!! :D :D :D


http://www.funtown.com/lonelyturd/lonelyturd.cfm

It´s a Poopie world.... :D

There is "Long and Winding Poopie"
and the "Ode to Rabbit Droppings" poopie
the "Wet Fart" poopie

finally there is the "Poop Deck Pappie" poopie

how 'bout;
the Soupy Poopie - looks like Minestrone
the Stelth Poopie - when you're in the middle of nowhereand just HAVE to poopie!

the Saddam Poopie - when the next person walks in, they wish for a gas mask!

You are forgetting one: Rocky Mountain Poopy, The poopy that is so hard that you are afraid you are going to smash a hole in the toliet when it drops.
Here is another good one: Streamer poopy, poopy that is so liquid you think urine took a wrong turn somewhere before comming out.

Holy friggin Moly!

ROFLMFAO here!

Is this what we have been reduced to? OMGGGGGGGGG Diva! You have scraped the bottom of the bowl for this one! (pun most definately intended!)

What a pantheon of poor people, preaching a plethora of poopie patter, pretending at professional profeciency, while portraying their prepubescent platitude!
Poo poo to you!

Diva, I am ROTFLMAO. This is so funny. It's poop like this that makes Pixies so poopisful in our lives :D :D.

Dannyk and Dicksbro - great posts But the Pun thread is in the Jokes forum - or was it Games? Oh well, I'm shit-for-brains this AM

To poop or not to poop.......that is the question.....

LMAO.......!!!!

and don't forget the Super Duper Poopie................you know the one you made the toilet back up with. :(