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Forum: General Sex Talk 02-16-2004, 12:52 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 5,855
Posted By ericthered
Poor you, LoveDiva. Milady makes the same...

Poor you, LoveDiva. Milady makes the same complaint but buy the thongs pads for lighter days. But that's no excuse for quartering your butt on the other days.....
Forum: General Sex Talk 02-13-2004, 12:50 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 5,855
Posted By ericthered
Ladies - there is NOTHING more disppointing than...

Ladies - there is NOTHING more disppointing than to walk past a sexy looking lady, look back and find that she is wearing old-fashioned panties that quarter her cheeks with ugly cut lines.

So...
Forum: General Sex Talk 02-11-2004, 05:44 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 5,855
Posted By ericthered
They both look best crumpled on the floor....

They both look best crumpled on the floor....
Forum: General Sex Talk 02-07-2004, 06:44 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 5,324
Posted By ericthered
Aaah! Now I understand. And I suppose I can...

Aaah! Now I understand. And I suppose I can stop waiting for LOVE to pop out of my floppy drive slot.....
Forum: General Sex Talk 02-07-2004, 05:35 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 6,045
Posted By ericthered
Was it Woody Allen Sex without love is an empty...

Was it Woody Allen

Sex without love is an empty experience, but while you're waiting for love, it's a very interesting way to pass the time.
Forum: General Sex Talk 02-07-2004, 05:31 PM
Replies: 644
Views: 181,724
Posted By ericthered
Tess - Your cartoon is obviously a labour of love...

Tess - Your cartoon is obviously a labour of love (I suppose it's easier to paint than type one-handed). As to whether you'd rather see a photo or a toon of the same thing, the answer is both - they...
Forum: General Sex Talk 02-05-2004, 06:00 AM
Replies: 49
Views: 16,566
Posted By ericthered
Don't know much about Janet - but she's got my...

Don't know much about Janet - but she's got my vote. It's a very sexy piece of body jewelry, and it was shown off in good fun and naughtiness.

What does make me SICK is the reaction of all the good...
Forum: Advice 01-31-2004, 02:54 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 5,709
Posted By ericthered
Of course there's always that universal fall-back...

Of course there's always that universal fall-back - duct tape. That'll sort your problem out. Just wrap that little sucker up like a mummy, and you'll last forever.
Forum: General Sex Talk 01-30-2004, 11:21 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 7,379
Posted By ericthered
Wasn't it here that some-one came up with the...

Wasn't it here that some-one came up with the ultimate in shaping - the cookies cutter? You just hold pressed tight on your mound and apply bikini cream outside. Just a thought....
Forum: General Sex Talk 01-30-2004, 11:15 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 2,915
Posted By ericthered
Oooof - tricky! OK - here goes. Firstly, your...

Oooof - tricky!

OK - here goes. Firstly, your S/O should be and should remain the centre of your life. If you feel differently, then you are already letting her down and should address the problem...
Forum: General Sex Talk 01-30-2004, 11:05 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 2,981
Posted By ericthered
Could it be that gays are more overtly into sex...

Could it be that gays are more overtly into sex than lesbians? (No - please don't shoot me - it was just a thought.) You know how men are written of as sex-men, so having two of them together,...
Forum: General Sex Talk 01-30-2004, 10:59 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 2,464
Posted By ericthered
I have to say that giving head to a cock is not...

I have to say that giving head to a cock is not as straight forward as many ladies think. The pop it into their mouths, suck and nod their heads. OK, girls, at least you tried.

But for the really...
Forum: General Sex Talk 01-30-2004, 10:52 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 6,635
Posted By ericthered
In my mind, there is ABSOLUTELY NO QUESTION that...

In my mind, there is ABSOLUTELY NO QUESTION that the written word is best. I am completely unbiased about this. (And my words can be found at www.renebooks.com)
Forum: General Sex Talk 01-30-2004, 10:48 PM
Replies: 71
Views: 55,154
Posted By ericthered
Jessy - I don't know what you see in men. Great...

Jessy - I don't know what you see in men. Great big smelly animals. Now women, that's completely different. Heartily recommend them.

So I have never been interested in men as wanking objects. ...
Forum: General Sex Talk 01-27-2004, 05:50 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 4,601
Posted By ericthered
Fantasise together, fantasise, fantasise.......

Fantasise together, fantasise, fantasise.... You'll soon figure out just what dark fantasies she's got hidden away. If you're playing with her ass and whispering about how you're going to slowly...
Forum: General Sex Talk 01-27-2004, 05:42 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 4,196
Posted By ericthered
Haroun al Raschid (he of the Arabian Nights) said...

Haroun al Raschid (he of the Arabian Nights) said "A man with one wife is a slave, a man with two wives is a king." Not that I agree with him, of course. No, dear. I wasn't thinking that.... Of...
Forum: General Sex Talk 01-24-2004, 06:14 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 5,385
Posted By ericthered
I guess if you have the luxury of uncommitted...

I guess if you have the luxury of uncommitted time and you haven't been screwing your brain out, then your thoughts naturally turn to getting off by hand. Mine do, especially since the computer now...
Forum: General Sex Talk 01-24-2004, 06:11 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 4,902
Posted By ericthered
It is a well-known fact outside the US that the...

It is a well-known fact outside the US that the ONLY sweets suitable for oral sex are Fisherman's Friends. Pop one of these in your mouth, juice it up a litle, dive between your lady's legs...
Forum: Advice 01-21-2004, 01:49 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 3,812
Posted By ericthered
I'd say ------ 1.) Talk it through first...

I'd say ------

1.) Talk it through first (preferably while cuddling in bed) so you both know what is expected/permitted

2.) Make triply sure you are both feeling into the idea on the night

3.) ...
Forum: General Sex Talk 01-16-2004, 03:11 AM
Replies: 46
Views: 9,493
Posted By ericthered
Some of them would certainly make your eyes...

Some of them would certainly make your eyes water. I suppose it's amazing what you can stretch around - but the length? No way!
Forum: General Sex Talk 01-16-2004, 03:04 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 4,352
Posted By ericthered
Nothing like a good fetish, Reverend. At least...

Nothing like a good fetish, Reverend. At least it keeps you away from the altar boys.
Forum: Advice 01-12-2004, 06:50 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 4,875
Posted By ericthered
You could always compromise and invite an extra...

You could always compromise and invite an extra man into your bed instead. That should sort his problems out.
Forum: General Sex Talk 01-12-2004, 06:35 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 5,561
Posted By ericthered
Try the Lazy Sunday Morning position? Technical...

Try the Lazy Sunday Morning position?

Technical directions - lie on your back, right knee raised. He is lying on his left side at right angles to you. He is holding your left thigh between his...
Forum: General Sex Talk 01-12-2004, 06:25 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 4,035
Posted By ericthered
How about - SLOW DOWN. There's nothing like...

How about - SLOW DOWN. There's nothing like drawing out the pleasure as long as possible.
Forum: General Sex Talk 01-12-2004, 06:22 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 4,780
Posted By ericthered
I know it's the same cock and the same pussy -...

I know it's the same cock and the same pussy - but the same thoughts apply to eating. We don't stop eating a great filet mignon just because we've eaten thousands in the past. Thank God! Imagine...
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