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Forum: General Sex Talk 01-19-2009, 05:47 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 4,327
Posted By CunningLinguist
Nothing good can come of this.

Nothing good can come of this.
Forum: General Chat 03-23-2008, 10:41 PM
Replies: 78
Views: 14,468
Posted By CunningLinguist
Well I thought I was special.

Hi, It was me. I'm the mean son of a bitch that got a personal message about how much of a jerk I am.

Or I thought it was personal. Anyways, I thought I did something special that someone had...
Forum: Smut Games 02-02-2008, 06:28 PM
Replies: 54,725
Views: 1,003,291
Posted By CunningLinguist
"The guy who only lurks and posts once in a...

"The guy who only lurks and posts once in a blue moon comes out the winner.
Seriously, fuck that guy."

-Lao Tzu
Forum: Sex News 10-07-2007, 09:52 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 1,578
Posted By CunningLinguist
There has never been a better time to be a...

There has never been a better time to be a Viking.

Well OK, maybe about a 1,000 years ago, but still blonde, blue-eyed Northman who still worships the old gods wishes to trade his genetic material...
Forum: Advice 10-01-2007, 07:17 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 3,431
Posted By CunningLinguist
So right now I have my contacts, and Oh Great...

So right now I have my contacts, and Oh Great Gods! I can finally see without glasses on my face for the first time in 20 years.

And here is a list of things I can now do better:

1) Wear...
Forum: Advice 09-30-2007, 02:45 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 3,431
Posted By CunningLinguist
So like you had a pair made by Ben Franklin,...

So like you had a pair made by Ben Franklin, right?
Forum: Advice 09-29-2007, 11:41 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 3,431
Posted By CunningLinguist
I'm thinking of finally switching to contacts...

I'm thinking of finally switching to contacts after 20 years of glasses.

I work in an environment that is just brutal on classes, and my $110 safety glasses I wear at work barely lasted 7 months...
Forum: Sex News 09-12-2007, 04:14 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 1,251
Posted By CunningLinguist
My high school reunion is this weekend. My...

My high school reunion is this weekend. My brother is threatening to show up as me and tell everyone that he is gay, etc.

I'm like totally not gay as well, but even I wouldn't see the harm done in...
Forum: General Sex Talk 09-10-2007, 07:12 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 6,461
Posted By CunningLinguist
Yes, but there is two penises in one hole...

Yes, but there is two penises in one hole there.

One penis to a hole that was the condition.
Forum: General Sex Talk 09-10-2007, 05:01 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 6,461
Posted By CunningLinguist
At a time means at the same time, sorry. There...

At a time means at the same time, sorry.

There is no limit on the number of heterosexual men she can fuck over a given period of time.



It's the pidgeon hole principle and hands, tits, feet are...
Forum: General Sex Talk 09-09-2007, 11:17 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 6,461
Posted By CunningLinguist
Pigeon Hole Principle

Pigeon Hole Principle (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pigeon_hole_principle) states a woman can't have more than three boyfriends at a time.

Of course, it amazes me that it took mankind until 1834 to...
Forum: General Sex Talk 08-31-2007, 10:07 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 1,887
Posted By CunningLinguist
Ball girls are pretty common in MLB since the...

Ball girls are pretty common in MLB since the Astros have them too.

I hear they are treated like celebrities in places like Thailand or India.
Forum: Advice 08-31-2007, 07:17 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 4,502
Posted By CunningLinguist
I'd get a bigger lock box. Preferably with a...

I'd get a bigger lock box. Preferably with a combination lock so you don't have to worry about a key or something. A simple 4 digit code is easy to remember, and cracking through all 10,000...
Forum: General Sex Talk 08-31-2007, 07:11 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 6,783
Posted By CunningLinguist
Wait?!? You didn't have to join a guild to get...

Wait?!? You didn't have to join a guild to get your internet? I had to pay $3,125 in gold to a man in dark robes at midnight in the middle of a dirt road intersection to get High Speed Internet this...
Forum: General Sex Talk 08-31-2007, 07:07 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 6,783
Posted By CunningLinguist
Eve Online right now so technically it would be a...

Eve Online right now so technically it would be a Corporation.

I'm not allowed to divulge who I am currently working for though. But let's just say my adventures in low sec are funded by a cabal of...
Forum: Sex News 08-31-2007, 06:59 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 3,137
Posted By CunningLinguist
Nope they never caught me! Oh fuck...

Nope they never caught me!

Oh fuck damn!

Anyways, he should have made nachos too (http://www.poe-news.com/stories.php?poeurlid=27374) . That's what I did. It shows that I have a bit of class.
Forum: Sex News 08-31-2007, 06:54 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 1,360
Posted By CunningLinguist
Ug says he doesn't bathe of shave for that...

Ug says he doesn't bathe of shave for that reason.

Looking like a cave man is always a chick magnet.
Forum: General Sex Talk 08-29-2007, 05:06 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 6,783
Posted By CunningLinguist
How to Get a Leg Up in Porn

This was posted by a guy in my guild on our forums. Thought it would be appreciated here.

NWS for those who just have to check Pixie's while at work!

How to Get a Leg Up in Porn...
Forum: General Sex Talk 08-22-2007, 07:12 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 14,567
Posted By CunningLinguist
I do too! Anyone want to see it?

I do too! Anyone want to see it?
Forum: General Sex Talk 08-22-2007, 03:29 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 14,567
Posted By CunningLinguist
I don't see how you don't find it ridiculous to...

I don't see how you don't find it ridiculous to tell me that there could exist one woman who could be attracted to a guy like me. And no, I do think it rather silly to say all women are attracted to...
Forum: General Sex Talk 08-22-2007, 03:16 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 14,567
Posted By CunningLinguist
I didn't say you hated me. You didn't like my...

I didn't say you hated me. You didn't like my motivations on why I don't chase after women who are super skinny with fake boobs.



Ok maybe I am whining, but I don't see myself as a victim. Victim...
Forum: General Sex Talk 08-22-2007, 10:09 AM
Replies: 67
Views: 14,567
Posted By CunningLinguist
Those are the kind of women I am attracted to,...

Those are the kind of women I am attracted to, and those are the kind of women who turn me down. A socially awkward, poorly dressed loner who hangs out at the library still has standards you know...
Forum: General Sex Talk 08-22-2007, 05:25 AM
Replies: 67
Views: 14,567
Posted By CunningLinguist
Fine, in my 28 years, I've not met a woman who...

Fine, in my 28 years, I've not met a woman who didn't go through a jock phase.

Personally, I never did go through a cheerleader phase.
Forum: General Sex Talk 08-21-2007, 09:53 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 14,567
Posted By CunningLinguist
Yeah, well I'd like to be appreciated for my...

Yeah, well I'd like to be appreciated for my penis once in a while.

I've been the victim of lots of dreaded platonic cuddling in my lifetime. I guess it was my fault I was to take innocent cuddling...
Forum: General Sex Talk 08-21-2007, 05:49 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 14,567
Posted By CunningLinguist
When you are imagining the guy you would like to...

When you are imagining the guy you would like to fuck do you imagine a long, thick penis or a smaller, thinner one?

And what i am getting at is that every woman goes through a jocks phase, but not...
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