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Forum: Advice 03-17-2004, 02:32 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 6,529
Posted By kgb253
If she gets upset she only has herself to blame,...

If she gets upset she only has herself to blame, she had plenty of time to participate and do her bit.

If she gives you grief about it, then tell her to go bungi jump off a tall bridge, and don't...
Forum: Advice 03-17-2004, 07:20 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 6,529
Posted By kgb253
There's such a thing as being too helpful and it...

There's such a thing as being too helpful and it sounds like she's been taking advantage of your help and others.

Time to tell her to get off her butt as she wont get a free ride anymore from anyone...
Forum: General Chat 03-07-2004, 10:57 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 4,853
Posted By kgb253
A botle of ice cold green ginger wine, some good...

A botle of ice cold green ginger wine, some good cheese and cold meats, nibblies, and a good movie or book.
All this or a visit from any of the pixies ladies.
Forum: General Chat 02-07-2004, 06:33 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 4,299
Posted By kgb253
He's a jerk who dooesn't know when he has it...

He's a jerk who dooesn't know when he has it good.

You're better of knowing now than later, but earlier would have been easier on you.

Wish I could be there for you, just to give you hugs when you...
Forum: General Chat 01-11-2004, 04:25 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 3,650
Posted By kgb253
Fred Hollows, he gave sight back to hundreds in...

Fred Hollows, he gave sight back to hundreds in poor countries.

And Nickola Tesla, he developed AC power, and many other electrical inventions, plus the ones that important rich folk don't want...
Forum: General Chat 01-10-2004, 04:16 AM
Replies: 41
Views: 5,330
Posted By kgb253
Steve Irwin is a sexual mutant, he must have two...

Steve Irwin is a sexual mutant, he must have two dicks, as you can't that stupid playing with just one.
Most Aussies I know think he's an idiot and should be locked up for his childs safety.
You...
Forum: General Sex Talk 12-03-2003, 06:14 AM
Replies: 54
Views: 9,116
Posted By kgb253
for LixyChick, here in Australia we a racing...

for LixyChick, here in Australia we a racing driver by the name of Dick Johnson.

But what about initials? My initials are KGB, you should try getting security clearances with those through the 70's...
Forum: General Sex Talk 12-03-2003, 06:08 AM
Replies: 54
Views: 9,116
Posted By kgb253
for LixyChick, here in Australia we a racing...

for LixyChick, here in Australia we a racing driver by the name of Dick Johnson.

But what about initials? My initials are KGB, you should try getting security clearances with those through the 70's...
Forum: Advice 11-21-2003, 03:28 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 5,493
Posted By kgb253
I agree with skipthisone for my most favourite...

I agree with skipthisone for my most favourite wines, a Burglayer Schlosskapel, from the Nahr River valley, in a blue bottle; and an Ice wine, both from Peiroth Wines.

Otherwise it's a good Aussie...
Forum: General Chat 11-16-2003, 02:55 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 5,645
Posted By kgb253
In Richmond, Sydney, Oz, (outer West Sydney) it...

In Richmond, Sydney, Oz, (outer West Sydney) it was 30C(86F)
In Liverpool, Sydney, Oz, (Southwest Sydney) it was 26C(78.8F)
complete with late thunder storms, but yesterday in Liverpool it got to...
Forum: Advice 10-27-2003, 03:57 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 2,316
Posted By kgb253
The guys a jerk and an idiot, move on to someone...

The guys a jerk and an idiot, move on to someone better if you can, and time delay virus his computer before leaving.
Forum: General Chat 10-20-2003, 06:12 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 3,617
Posted By kgb253
Good luck and best wishes for the new job. I...

Good luck and best wishes for the new job.

I hope it suits you for as long as you want and starts paying better than you think your worth (try what your worth to pixies folk, you'll get 4 times as...
Forum: Personals 09-29-2003, 12:46 AM
Replies: 1,462
Views: 359,684
Posted By kgb253
Looking great cgt, are you sure you didn't add to...

Looking great cgt, are you sure you didn't add to your age?

I've seen lot's of younger women that don't look that good, happy birthday girl and may all your troubles be pleasurable ones.
Forum: General Chat 09-17-2003, 05:38 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 6,581
Posted By kgb253
Remember - first thing to upack and install is...

Remember - first thing to upack and install is the computer and get back online, as pixieites will be suffering Lillith withdrawal symptoms.

Ladies will be less horny and men won't have long lasting...
Forum: General Chat 08-21-2003, 09:54 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 3,272
Posted By kgb253
Same as ryker, plus star trek, and that...

Same as ryker, plus star trek, and that ridiculously funny aussie show "Hey Hey it's Saturday", many a foreign star visiting Aus was dumbfounded by the antics there.
Forum: General Chat 08-20-2003, 12:01 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 2,890
Posted By kgb253
Back in the sixties there was a man who developed...

Back in the sixties there was a man who developed a "pill" that you dropped in your tank with water, and then a battery charge broke it into hydrogen and oxygen, and the engine ran on this, giving...
Forum: General Chat 08-09-2003, 04:47 AM
Replies: 36
Poll: Ages
Views: 8,175
Posted By kgb253
A very painful 48.

A very painful 48.
Forum: General Sex Talk 08-05-2003, 01:11 AM
Replies: 72
Views: 21,294
Posted By kgb253
To be made physically healthy, with the stamina,...

To be made physically healthy, with the stamina, endurance, knowledge and ability, to FULLY SATISFY any woman in the world, and then be made available to ALL pixies women wishing my company.

With...
Forum: Site Announcements 08-05-2003, 12:47 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 40,492
Posted By kgb253
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank...

Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, a thousand million times thank you for saving pixies and our sanity (what little there is left of...
Forum: Personals 08-04-2003, 03:07 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 2,680
Posted By kgb253
G'day Bad_Shrek, sounds like cheyanne has some...

G'day Bad_Shrek, sounds like cheyanne has some good ones for you, if not try getting some thick sliced (1/4" or so) corned beef or roast beef or roast pork, dice it up dice up an onion or two, fry...
Forum: Personals 08-04-2003, 01:25 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 2,680
Posted By kgb253
Come on, surely there's more than just three...

Come on, surely there's more than just three pixieites who like to cook something special.

Most people have their own twist on some popular recipe, so have a go.

Try this for a marinade, olive oil,...
Forum: General Chat 08-04-2003, 01:04 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 4,357
Posted By kgb253
The problem lies not so much with the lights as...

The problem lies not so much with the lights as with the drivers behind them, haven't they heard of that device called the high/low beam switch, or twigged to the fact that they have such a thing as...
Forum: Personals 08-02-2003, 11:22 PM
Replies: 1,462
Views: 359,684
Posted By kgb253
I'm worried that this one may crack up your...

I'm worried that this one may crack up your graphics cards and monitors, be warned, it's an ugly mug.

There's only one thing to say about pixies, IT RULES.
Forum: Personals 08-02-2003, 10:31 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 3,970
Posted By kgb253
Tolkien rules, Brooks follows, and add Asprin and...

Tolkien rules, Brooks follows, and add Asprin and Foglio for laughs.

First time I read Lord of the Rings I read it in 14 hours, then immediately read it again, got stopped from reading it a third...
Forum: General Chat 08-01-2003, 01:00 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 3,063
Posted By kgb253
Try a 10,000 lb steam trip hammer, it's bound to...

Try a 10,000 lb steam trip hammer, it's bound to be more reliable for the more satisfying style of repairs you need.

Certainly makes you feel better, almost as good as sending somewhere via...
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