Did you notice I wiped up the puddle? That's gym etiquette.



And not to hijack any more than I already have...

My only sexy experiences at the gym involved a girl that came into the sauna to meet me, and spotting a guy in the locker room with the largest penis I've ever seen.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.