But Zelezniy? Most anything else you eat is usually compared to chicken!

Example:
Diner #1..."I'll have the alligator steak"
LATER THAT EVENING...
Diner #2..."So, what did it taste like?"
Diner #1..."It tastes like chicken!"

And do tell! Why the fuck doesn't chicken eggs taste like chicken????

WHAT??????

Oh...sorry! I'm off the topic again, eh? Um...sorry!

Carry on!

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