*have you ever had sex? yes
*how old were you when you lost your virginity? 18
*was it good? best i ever had
*any fetishes? i like smelling panties
*best place to have sex: in the woods on a blanket
*sexual fantasies? to have sex with both christina ricci and Pez from the band "a perfect circle" at the same time
*whats the kinkiest thing youve ever done? public sex at the mall
*most embarrassing thing youve said during sex? "i think i have to shit"
*how many people have you had sex with? the magic number is 19
*gay straight or bi? straight, was bi curious but when i had my chance i couldnt get it up
*ever do anything with a member of the same sex? no
*one place you want to have sex? in christina ricci's bedroom!
*how long does it take for you to climax? last time it took me 20 minutes to get a nut
*ever had a friend with benefits? yes, and now i hate her
*do you have a bf/gf? no
*favorite position? 69, i have an oral fixation
*how far would you go on a first date? all the way if she wanted, i never push it
*what do you think about one night stands? without em my magic count would be back down to 4
*have you ever videotaped yourself having sex? no
*would you? no

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