OMG RandyGal, I'm dying here! You totally crack me up... rotflmao!

I can't say that there are any hairs growing from strange places (at least, none that I'm aware of!), but I've recently seen some boogies hanging on a shirt sleeve (NOT mine, thank God!) that the wearer was unaware of and that was pretty damn funny too.... yes, I know I have a sick sense of humor *WEG*

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