I might would try it once just to say I had, but I would MUCH rather some beautiful lady do it.

But it does bring to mind...

There once was a man from Nantucket,
whose cock was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin
as he wiped off his chin...
"If my ear was a cunt I could fuck it!"

Stranger things have happened, I suppose...

-Soundman

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"Sex should be friendly. Otherwise, stick to mechanical toys; it's more sanitary". Lazarus Long in Robert Heinlein's "Time Enough for Love"