In case any of you ladies are looking for some clever little verse to include in your card to him ... maybe this will work ... something sentimental yet appropriate for the holiday.

Cums the middle of March and day dawns bright,
She starts the stirring, much to his delight,
Leaning and bending into shapes very pleasing,
She uses her hand, and then starts her teasing.

"You know," she said with a devilish grin,
"after I start here, it won't be so thin.
I'll just lick it here and touch it right there,
Already it's head is anxious to share.

For breakfast I'll fix you, some steak and eggs,
But first let me try what's between those two legs.
I'll wrap my lips round it, and suck it so soft,
My tongue will surround it, until it shoots off.

I hope you don't mind this attention I give,
To help you enjoy this life that you live.
I'm anxious to suck it, that purplish knob,
Cuz' this is the day for "Steak and Blow Jobs!"