I'm with Lixychick on this one. As a straight woman, it seems that Phoebe is the only choice (!!!!!!!!) She'd be a great person to have a first lesbian experience with, too, because she'd just be so accepting and non judgemental. I'm sure her character would probably up for a bit of sexual experimentation!!!!!

Of the guys it'd probably have to be Joey - I'd fall for the, 'How you doin'?" line every time!!!!!!!!! He'd be like a kid a sweet shop if he found himself in bed with a really dirty woman, and that appeals to me! He's like the Phoebe equivalent male character as well, interestingly!

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