And this is neither a joke or a pun but a tidbit of trivia with a funny twist!


> If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would
have produced
> > > enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly
seems worth
it.)
> > >
> > > If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months,
enough gas is
> > produced
> > > to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more
like it!)
> > >
> > > The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out
to the body
to
> > > squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!)
> > >
> > > A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want
to be a
pig.)
> > >
> > > A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it
starves to
> > death.
> > > (Creepy.)
> > > (I'm still not over the pig.)
> > >
> > > Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an
hour. (Do not
try
> > this
> > > at home...... maybe at work.)
> > >
> > > The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is
attached to
> its
> > > body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head
off.
("Honey,
> > I'm
> > > home. What the....?!")
> > >
> > > The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a
human jumping
> the
> > > length of a football field. (30 minutes... lucky pig...
can you
> imagine??)
> > >
> > > The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so
tasty on the
> > > bottom of a pond?)
> > >
> > > Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a
pig in my
> next
> > > life...quality over quantity)
> > >
> > > Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always
wanted to
know.)
> > >
> > > The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm........)
> > >
> > > Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer
than
left-handed
> > > people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the
difference?)
> > >
> > > Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (OK, so
that would be
a
> > > good thing....)
> > >
> > > A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who
was paid to
> figure
> > > that out?)
> > >
> > > An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some
people like
> > that.)
> > >
> > > Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that
too.)
> > >
> > > Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live
a lot
> longer.)
> > >
> > > Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
pleasure.
> (What
> > > about that pig??)
> > >
> > > Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to
spread the
> > stupidity
> > > and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to
(maybe even a
> > > chuckle)...in other words send it to everyone.

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~