>After living in the remote wilderness of
> Kentucky all his life, an
> old
> > > > >codger decided it was time to visit the big
> city. In one of the
> stores
> > > he
> > > > >picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not
> knowing what it was, he
> > > remarked,
> > > > >"How about that! Here's a picture of my
> daddy." He bought the
> > > 'picture',
> > > > >but on the way home he remembered his wife,
> Lizzy, didn't like his
> > > father.
> > > > >So he hung it in the barn, and every morning
> before leaving for the
> > > > >fields, he would go there and look at it.
> > > > >
> > > > >Lizzy began to get suspicious of these many
> trips to the barn. One
> day
> > > > >after her husband left, she searched the barn
> and found the mirror.
> As
> > > she
> > > > >looked into the glass, she fumed,"So that's
> the ugly bitch he's
> runnin'
> > > > >around with."

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