Christmas love is generally a tradition over here, unless one of us has something horridly wrong or something. We don't have a lot of money to buy eachother all the nice presents and do-dahs we'd like to, so we tend to make up for it with a nice holiday romp, usually two in fact, one catering to whatever one of us wants and the other for the other, as it were.

So

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