I'm not feeling worth a flying fuck right now and maybe it's the fever talking but I'm tempted to put on a pair of black lace women's panties and walk into my new doctor's office, drop my pants and say, "Hey, doc what do ya think is wrong with me?"

I'll probably end up going with a choice similar to DB today though. Too damn cold to not at least consider the long johns.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus