02-21-2007, 05:53 PM
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pixie of the wood
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Posts: 10,575
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yup^^^
this guy with a wooden eye goes to a dance club. he's sitting all by himself for the longest time, cause no-one wants to dance with a guy who has a wooden eye, ya know ... and then he sees a woman walk in ... he notices she has a wooden leg. she sits down, all alone as well, so he figures he'll ask her to dance and he walks up to he table to ask her. "would you care to dance?" he says and she says "oh! wouldn i!? wouldn i?!" and he says "oh, yeah?! peg leg! peg leg!"
i once knew a woman with a wooden leg named smith 
what do you call a woman with a wooden leg?
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