Some of the old favorite singers and bands have re-released their great hits
with new lyrics to accommodate their aging audience. Some examples:
* Herman's Hermits: "Mrs. Brown You've Got a Lovely Walker"
* The Rolling Stones: "You Can't Always Pee When You Want"
* Credence Clearwater Revival: "Bad Prune Rising"
* Marvin Gaye: "I Heard It Through the Grape Nuts"
* The Who: "Talkin' 'Bout My Medication"
* The Troggs: "Bald Thing"
* Carly Simon: "You're So Varicose Vein"
* The Bee Gees: "How Can You Mend a Broken Hip"
* Roberta Flack: "The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face"
* Johnny Nash: "I Can't See Clearly Now"
* The Temptations: "Papa Got a Kidney Stone"
* ABBA: "Denture Queen"
* Leo Sayer: "You Make Me Feel Like Napping"
* Commodores: "Once, Twice, Three Trips to the Bathroom"
* Procol Harem: "A Whiter Shade of Hair"
The Beatles: "I Get By With a Little Help From Depends

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