First, glad to hear all is ok...all I ever knew about colonoscopy was from a friend who had one many years back, & mostly what he remembered was that they gave him the joy juice, asked him to roll over...next thing he knew it was Thursday

Hearing about the fart game does remind me of my own prostate "scope" about 5 years ago, except they went up my willie for this...when I woke up, the first thing they demanded of me was to get up & go pee, do not pass "Go" do not collect $200...

What they didn't tell me was that it would feel like pulling a strand of barbed wire out thru my penis...

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