HI !
If ya need yer knob polished lemme know

btw: I once had a Fuck TM but once I used it, I was no longer worth a fuck. Neither was the fuck. So, I let the fuck go. I have since then found a new fuck. I use the fuck often. Sometimes the fuck is a fucked up fuck. Other times the fuck is the best fuck I ever had. Normally though, it's just as good as any fuck around.

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I like; a) taint brushing: b) a good cigar: c) our juices together; d) champagne: e) protein squirts; f)more of these; g)much more of these; h) Damn, slide that thing into me. Deep!
Adage: 2 things are certain in life; Death & Taxes. Therefore; God & Beelzebub had a meeting to fix the problem. A mighty storm prevailed for ages until finally they ended the storm with the agreement: From now on Anyone whom chooses doesn't have to die. "Everyone wins said Beelzebub. You get an eternally grateful bunch of worshippers praying forever for lower taxes as I goad & prod them forever with higher & higher taxation."