Let's see, doing the math...

Started dating in May of...well, never mind what year, just say a long time ago...continued dating thru our senior year, early in the year after graduation we moved in together. Engagement was very short, less than a month between future MIL laying down the law & getting hitched in night court (was a Friday afternoon, & the day judge had left early, so no, we didn't have a bunch of drunk & disorderlies to witness the ceremony...)

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