I saw this in a magazine the other day and it made me laugh for ages .. hope you enjoy

Dear Lord,
Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who's not a creep
One who's handsome, smart and strong, one who's cock is thick and long
One who thinks before he speaks .. when he promises to call he won't wait for weeks
I pray he's gainfully employed, when I spend his cash he won't be annoyed
A man who pulls out my chair and opens my door, massages my back and begs to do more
Oh, send me a man who'll make love to my mind, one who knows what to say when I ask "How big's my behind?"
One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin' - in the hall, the loo, the garden and kitchen
I pray this man will love me no end, and he'll never ever attempt to shag my best friend
And as I kneel and pray by my bed
I despair at the loser you sent me, Lord, instead.