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Old 07-04-2009, 08:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Mae
Just about all of the used (pardon me "pre-owned") car commercials. The guy yells and exhorts you to BUY NOW! Which brings to mind the infomercials of "BUT WAIT..." fame.


***Forgot to mention Billy Mays of Oxyclean and Orange Glo and......
& now that Billy Mays died a couple days ago (the day or so after MJ) we can move onto that dipshit slapchopper & scamWOW promo!
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