My favorite Yoggi Berra (Baseball player) quotes

"It ain't over till it's over."
" I couldn't tell if the streaker was a man or a woman because it had a bag on it's head."
"In baseball, you don't know nothin'."
"How can you think and hit at the same time?"
"Slump ? I ain't in no slump. I just ain't hittin."
"When you come to a fork in the road, take it!"
"You got to be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there."
"It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much."
Yogi Berra on seeing a Steve McQueen movie: - "He must have made that before he died"
"You can observe a lot just by watchin'."
"A nickel isn't worth a dime today"
After seeing the opera Tosca, Yogi remarked, "I really liked it, even the music was nice"
"If the fans don't come out to the ball park, you can't stop them"
"Nobody goes there anymore its too crowded"
"It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future"
"I want to thank you for making this day necessary." -- On Yogi Berra Appreciation Day in St. Louis in 1947.
"Do you mean now?" -- When asked for the time.
"I take a two hour nap, from one o'clock to four."
And last but not least

"It get's pretty dark out there during those night games "