Hmmmmm.........LMAO!!!!!!!
Why do blokes have a hole in their penis?
.........So they can get air to their brain...
Why don't guys use toilet paper?
..........Because God made them perfect arses......
What to you call a guy with 90% of his intelligence gone?
..........Divorced.....
Why do guys hate wearing condoms?
..........It cuts off the circulation to their brain...
What do a clit, an anniversary and a toilet have in common?
.........Guys always miss them......
What's the best way to get a bloke to do something?
.........Suggest he's too old for it.....
How do you know when a guy is going to say something clever?
.........He starts off with "My girlfriend says.....
Why are all blonde jokes one liners?
.........So guys can understand them......
OMG.........
..........JUST JOKING....!!!!!!