I decided that I needed to get out of the house for a bit today so I went up to the dog track/casino in Dubuque for a little bit to lose some money. Right before I left, I swear I saw two guys who could easily have been your stunt doubles playing the penny slots about 10 feet away from me.

__________________
It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus