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Old 12-13-2002, 10:01 AM
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Another holiday party, the third this week, dressed in my litle black and white french maid uniform complete with frilly white apron and black spike heels, I carry an empty tray into the kitchen nearly bumping into the handsome stranger standing there sipping a beer. I am tired and my feet are killing me but the host insisted we dress up.

I proceed to pour some tea and coffee for the guests not getting in the spirit with spirits. As I arrange my tray and pick it up, the the handsome stranger speaks to me. I can't help but notice his flashing green eyes as he mutters something about needing something hot. I am also drawn to something dangling about his crotch. I bend over, exposing my cleavage due to the plunging neckline of the uniform, and in an attempt to get a better look at his groin, offer him......"one lump or two?"
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