Lol, i tell yo u m8 ive had someone in the same position once and they went to sleep!! That was a good party, finished off with me getting hit on the head with a fire extinguisher and a trip to a&e.
A few funny things about it.
no1, i was the one trying to stop the fight.
no2, i was the soberest person there as was driving.
no3, it was my dad on the other end of the fire extinguisher lol.
no4, My dad was so drunk he missed the bloke he was aiming for and got me instead rofl. Was lucky really he could have killed someone.