These are just sad. I left the worst out, but PM me and I'll flick them to you.

I've heard that Apple have scrapped their plans for the new children's
iPod after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.


There's a new Muslim clothing shop opened in Darwin but I've been
banned from it after asking to look at some bomber jackets.


A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin.
I said "How can you tell them apart?". He said "Her brother's got a moustache".


Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche & mentioned it on Facebook.
I said "I can't wait for the new 911 to arrive !" Next thing I know 4000 Muslims have added me as a friend !!


Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a recent trip, I
said to the lady at the registration desk ...
"I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled."
To which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, you sick bastard."

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