Yesterday morning, I saw a radical Muslim, ranting on about Western aggression in the peace loving Islamic paradise of Afghanistan.

He was standing on a jetty on the Nerang River.

He got so excited he lost his footing and fell into the river and could not swim.

Being a responsible citizen, I notified the emergency services.

By noon today, they still hadn't arrived

I’m beginning to think, I've wasted a stamp!

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