Our society is doomed to collapse very soon now. Not because of the right-wingers who oppose Obama so vehemently; not because of some "terrorist" group overseas who will bring us down.

But rather, because of the Twinkie apocalypse.

I hope all y'all realize this.

At work today, the others were all laughing at me. Except one woman, who when I asserted that our society is doomed, replied, "According to National Geographic, we're going to be involved in World War III withing 20 years." My counter reply was, "They might very well be right, and the issue of contention is going to be possession of the last edible Twinkie on the planet."

Forget heading to the grocery stores & bakeries to try & hoard the Twinkies. I'm going to the sporting goods stores & stock up on ammunition.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.