My dad just called to say he got a letter from the government last week saying he was denied veterans disability for his injuries received during his crash landing in the Vietnam Conflict. It indicated the missions he flew were not in public record so could not be used to justify the loss of his knee happening while on duty.

And while I'm at it...
A friend called my cell and repeatedly knocked on my front door at the same time at 2AM this morning, asking to use my printer. He wanted to scan a copy his pay check for $0 that happened from the government shutdown.