WELL, TODAY IS THE DAY!

In Japan, it's time for that festival of festivals ... the Honen Matsuri Festival ... nicknamed the ...

PENIS FESTIVAL



Actually a fertility festival seeking a good harvest from their gods, the day is highlighted with an annually carved 8-foot phallus paraded
through the streets of Komaki less than an hour from Nagoya at the Tagata Shrine. The festival dates back almost 1,500 year.

It's considered good luck to rub the phallus and make a wish.

Since we don't have the festival here, any of you ladies that's wanting to make a wish,
I'm sure many of us Pixie guys would consider making the sacrifice and offer ours up for wish making.

Aren't we nice?