03-02-2015, 11:53 PM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY
PITA!
 
The cake is cut in slices,
The ice cream is in the bowls,
The party hats are on now,
For all the happy souls.
Gathered in the dining room,
Or seated on a chair,
Everyone from Pixies land
Waiting to spank the bottom bare.
But it's all done with utmost taste
And everyone behaves,
Well, most at least are good ol' folks,
With but a couple knaves.
They, as you can well imagine,
Are drooling as their time comes,
One though total misses
And lands right on his buns.
The other gets one soft paddle in,
But then wonders quite out loud,
"Where did you get those panties, girl,
They're as dreamy as a cloud."
Now I'm not sure who that might have been,
So maybe you can guess ...
If you think a bit it probably rhymes
I think he's called .... okay it doesn't rhyme ... DB. 
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TODAY AND LET THE JOY LAST A YEAR ,,, OR MORE [/CENTER] |