*Strolling into this thread I see that being late is not always a bad thing!*

I've always had this fantasy that I would be out jogging and ______(someone I know but least suspect) would cruise by and snatch me into his vehicle. I go so far as to mention that the song playing on the radio is "Instant Karma" (John Lennon).

Now you've read your first OXYMORON reply!

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