02-22-2003, 07:21 AM
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<----Snappin' Pussy
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Queensland, Australia
Posts: 106,936
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Whose cruel idea was it for he word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?
Why do you press harder on a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
Why are they called buildings, when they are already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?
Why do people without a watch look at their wrist when you ask them what time it is?
Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go?
Tell a person that there are 4000 billion stars and they'll believe you. Tell them the bench has wet paint and they have to touch it.
How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it?
Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use it?
What do little birdies see when knocked senseless?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
They best way to save face is to keep the lower part shut
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. What happens at your work station?
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