Ok guys n gals...keeping on the religious feel...one more joke for you..

One day, The Lord said to Adam: "Ive got some good news and some bad news, which would you like first?"
Adam said : "Ok, I think the good new first Lord"
The Lord smiled and said "I've got two new organs for you to try, one is called a brain, and it will allow you to create new things, solve problems and have intelligent conversation with Eve, the other organ is called a Penis. It will give both you and Eve great physical pleasure and allow you to reproduce your now intelligent life form and populate this planet."
Adam, very excited said " These are great gifts....what could possibly be bad news after such good tidings"
The Lord looked at Adam and sighed. " Unfortunatley my son, you will never be able to use these two gifts at the same time!!!"

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