chances are, that tiger was raised in captivity. if so, he's doin better than the rest of his kind that're in the wild. they're called 'endangered' for a reason. now, as for it havin to pose for pictures with dumbfucks on it back, yeah, i sympathize. it's a tiger, not a goddamn see-saw.


...why the fuck's it called a see-saw?


...for that matter, why do they call it a ferris wheel...?

...and if i were the head of marketing for a state fair, i'd rename it a 'state good-to-great'. why would you wanna go to an average festival? gotta make it pop fo' da peoples.

*looks around* a-yup...