Looks like a great place to start a party.

Plenty of everything to drink including oil cans of Fosters. Beautiful naked people and good music

Say Glyndwr, I saw a Christmas present addressed to you from Sears out by the igloo. Here, go out the front door and get you gift before you get too buzzed.
<Holds door open> I want you to be safe….here take this with you..
<unplugs iron and hands it to Glyndwr> … if you have any problem, you can beat’em off with this!
<slams door, grabs a lamb sandwich & a Fosters, puts arm around Bilbo and Leigh and heads for dance floor>

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