BAD 4 LETTER WORDS......
> >
> >
> > >Please excuse the rough language in the following
> > >story...
> > >
> > >A young couple got married and went on their
>honeymoon. When they
>got
> > >back,
> > >the bride immediately called her mother.
> > >
> > >"Well," said her mother, "So how was the
>honeymoon?"
> > >
> > >"Oh, mama," she replied, "The honeymoon was
> > >wonderful! So romantic..."
> > >
> > >Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, mama, as soon
> > >as we returned, Sam started using the most horrible
>language-things
>I'd
> > >never heard before!
> > >
> > >I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You've got
> > >to take me home...,
> > >
> > >PLEASE MAMA!"
> > >
> > >"Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! You
> > >need to stay with your husband and work this out.
>Now, tell me, what
>could
> > >be so awful? WHAT
> > >4-letter words?"
> > >
> > >"Please don't make me tell you, mama," wept the
> > >daughter, "I'm so embarrassed, they're just too
>awful! COME GET ME,
> > >PLEASE!!"
> > >
> > >"Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so
> > >upset. Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter
>words!"
> > >
> > >Still sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, Mama..., he
>used
> > >words like: dust, wash, iron, cook..."
> > >
> > >"I'll pick you up in twenty minutes," said the
> > >mother.