Just one more then I will shut up

This one is for all of you who either:
a) have kids or one on the way
b) had kids who have now grown
c) was a kid
d) know a kid!

Daddy's Gonna Eat Your Fingers
As I was packing for my business trip, my 3 year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed.

At one point, she said, "Daddy, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers. Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers!" pretending to eat them before I rushed out of the room again.

When I returned, my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her finger with a devastated look on her face. I said, "What's wrong, honey?"

She replied, "What happened to my snot?"

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