10-12-2003, 12:02 AM
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Lusting Horny Pixie
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: In your imagination
Posts: 4,292
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"Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy."
-Groucho Marx
"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation... The other eight are unimportant."
-Henry Miller
"If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?"
-Bette Midler
"If God had intended us not to masturbate, He would have made our arms shorter."
-George Carlin
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