"It'll be a sad day for sexual liberation when the pornography addict has to settle for the real thing."
-Brendan Francis

"A man must be potent and orgasmic to ensure the future of the race. A woman only needs to be available."
-Masters and Johnson

"Healthy, lusty sex is wonderful."
-John Wayne

"I have brains and a uterus, and I use both."
-Pat Schroeder